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Pallet Town and Beyond: The First Post!!
Hello, hello, hello. I threatened I'd do it, and by golly, here I am, writing to you from the Pika Sue of the Day Journal! Mad Props to pottersues, who, A. Came up with the idea of the Mary Sue of the Day Journal, and B. Who I asked for permission to make this LJ from. Hiyya there, this is me waving to you, and saying I finally did it, but didn't have time to e-mail you about it. ;)

This being the first post, I wanted to find something absolutely horrible to show you all, possibly even the Fics of Old, back when the Pokemon Fandom was first begun, those oh so abhorred ones where Ash and Gary are related, and the main character is Delia and Oak's illigitimate Love Child, male or female. Of course, much like the pokemon we hunt like mad in the games, when you really -WANT- an absolutely horrible Sue to appear, most likely, you will not FIND it.

Still, I tried. I tried, and.. I'm not quite sure if I have failed, or succeeded. I'll let -you- be the judge of it, since I have yet to come up with a rating system just yet, eh? That said, here we go, straight from The Deadliest Evil, comes..

The First Pika Sue.

Title: The Elite Rose
Sanity Thief: Maya Lrydam Dyddan

Pikachu Says: *x.x* <-- Dead Mouse.

Full Name: Ash Ketchum. (Or Raven.)
Species: Human
Appearance: Raven is very handsome young man of 18. He has long spiky raven black hair, beautiful amber brown eyes, tanned and well built. He is wearing a black vest, black paints, a black jacket and around his neck is a golden chain on the chain is a ring. Then he goes to put his cloak in the bag. - This is a direct quote from the story, folks.
Pokemon: Pikachu. (The rest are apparently unknown, even to the author.) Pikachu for some reason allows himself to constantly be called 'My little pika pal'. Eeeyah.

Origin: Instead of becoming the Ash we all know him as, in this author's.... Unique.. world, Ash has instead become a member of Team Rocket, with Richie (Sorry, that's: Richey (Flame)), Duplica (Duplicata - Luna), Tracy (Tracey - Ebony), and Susie (Suzie - Rain). Not only that, but now he's going around and kidnapping GLS by beating ALL of their pokemon with only his 'little pika pal'.
Connection to Canon: He's someone's twisted Ash Ketchum.
Special Abilities: .... He's a F'in Sith Lord. Don't ASK me how they tied THAT in.

Notes: ... Hooo... Boy. Well. I think I managed to find a doozy for my first Mar(t)yChu of the Day post. This author not only uses an odd mix of actual writing and then IRC style Script and Posing things. It's... Confusing. (And what makes it sadder is that apparently, the way they're advertising it, Ash does things worth of a PG-13 rating later on with Misty.)


It is a dark and stormy night, the rain is pounding down and the wind is howling. Just out side the grand oak doors to the gym. There is a sudden flash of white light. Then the flash vanishes and stand in front of the oak doors of the gym are 5 figures all dressed in black. The centre one has a long black hood cloak on. The cute girl to the right of him has long mint green hair tied up in two pig tails. She has beautiful brown eyes. She is wearing tight black pants and a black turtle neck. The handsome boy next her is wearing black paints and black shirt. He has brown spiky hair and blue eyes. To the left of them is a boy with long black hair and brown eyes he is wearing the same as the other boy. Then there is a other girl she is wearing the same and she looks the same as the other girl but she wears her hair in a low pony tail.

Girl#1#: So this is the Saffron City Gym
Boy#1#: That's right Luna
Boy#2#: So. How are we going to get in?
Gril#2#: Well its simple Flame. All we do is knock on the door
Flame: Your joking right Rain
Rain: Oh shut up of course I'm joking
Luna: Raven. Are you going to get us in there?
The man in the hood nods then he claps and the door fly open
Boy#1#: Wow. You're getting good at that Raven
Raven: Shut up Ebony and let get this over and done with I want to get the others tonight as well
Then the others nod and then they all walk into the gym. As they walk in the door slam shut behind them. They all jump and turn
Luna: This place gives me the creeps
Rain: I know what you mean I've got really bad feeling about this


Sorry the Sample's so short, but, honestly, after reading screen after screen like -that- (only double spaced, oh JOY...) I just.. couldn't stand to put you good people to more. If you want to read the rest, it's up there on the main link.

- L