Pika Sue of the Day

Short, sweet, and to the point.

Wed, 20 Aug 2003 08:48:56 GMT

After many days, I return!! .. Not that I'm in any better shape than before, but, you have to take'em as they come and go, eh? Today's Sue is.. well. It's better seen than explained. Though I do post a massive warning:

Today's Pikasue appears to be nothing more than a young author's attempt to squeeze as many four letter words into one fanfic as to be possible to create a crossover with South Park and Pokemon without actually having South Park present. Do not look at this Sue if you value your eyes, or brain.

You have been warned.

- Thanks to Ricochet for this Sue.

- L

I feel like a reverse vaccuum. @.x

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 09:30:36 GMT

Due to stomach illness, this weekend, there will be no MaryChus. Blah.
In the meantime, I've a poll:

What's the worst possible Slash Fic you think you could ever find in Pokemon?

>.> <.< Post answer in comments. Links of proof optional, though I'll be amused if you can provide them.

- L

.... Two Spikey Haired Kids Meet, Switch Places, and the World Explodes.

Fri, 15 Aug 2003 09:13:51 GMT

Tonight's is a brain fart and a half. Apparently, for the first few days, I'm going to be finding 'Fanfics' written like a movie script. It's scary. And of course, as part of the big opening theme, I have to bring you something strange and unusual.

Today's is a crossover that just. Should. Not. Happen.

Title: Ash is a Saiyan? (Yes, they threw the question mare in themselves.)
Sanity Thief: Little Pichu

Pikachu Says: *o.o*;; <-- Scared Mouse.
Full Name: Ash Ketchum. ( As Goku.)
Species: Human. Or something like it.
Appearance: They don't say. (I suppose I'll assume it's a mix between Ash and Goku, tho having never SEEN DBZ, that'll be a little hard to imagine. Just as hard as it is to imagine Misty as a cross between Bulma and Vegeta.)
Pokemon: Pikachu. (Though why would he NEED the mouse when he sneezes fireballs?)

Origin: Ash finds some strange mystic portal in the woods of Viridian and is transformed/transported to the land of DBZ, where he is Goku and Misty is a strange mix of Bulma and Vegeta.
Connection to Canon: He's Ash. And he's Goku.
Special Abilities: Everything Goku can do. Including the 'Kamehameha'.

Notes: .... Having never seen DBZ, I must say, this alone was enough to scare me from ever WANTING to see it. o.o Sure, I've seen pictures of the characters, enough to tell them apart, but.. honestly. And why can't a Pokemon fanfic ever come in something more than script form? Aiyah.

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It's early morning, as our three heroes, Ash, Misty, and Brock, are packing up camp.

Brock: "Hay Misty, could you get the pots and Pans ready?"
Misty: "Shore Brock." The red head replied, then walked over to the fire place and packed all of Brock's cooking things.
Misty: "Hey wait, where did Ash go?" Misty asked looking around for the youngest Pokemon trainer in their group.
Brock: "Huh, I don't really know. He took Pikachu and went into the forest to get in some yearly morning training." The dark brown haired young man answered.

------------------------------The grate transformation!--------------------------------------

It was somewhat dark as Ash and Pikachu made their way into the forest. The trees were very thick with leaves, hardly letting any sunlight through.

Ash: "Hay Pikachu, do you see where we came in? This all looks the same to me."
Pikachu: "Pika pi?" The small yellow mouse responded.

The two of them wondered through the forest for an hour.
Tell Ash spotted a odd looking cave just too his left.

Ash: "Hay Pikachu, Look at that."

The mouse Pokemon stopped and looked over to the cave opening.
But there was nothing he could see there.
Just shadows
Ash on the other hand, was seeing a bright yellow light shining out from the cave.

Ash: "You don't see it? That bright light coming from the cave."
Pikachu "Pi?" The mouse Pokemon just looked in the caves direction with confession.

Ash walked over to the cave’s opening to take a better look at the light.
But soon he was being pulled into the cave be some unseen force.
He tried to fight back by walking backwards, but to no avail.
The force was to strong.
Pikachu ran over to Ash.
But was stopped by a wall of energy.
Pikachu could not do anything to help his master.
He could only watch as Ash was pulled into the Cave.
Inside the cave he was still being bragged by this strange force.
He was being pulled right into the bright yellow light.
Ash entered the light he felt something happening to his body.

--------------------------The fight with Buu---------------------------------------

After a bit a even brighter yellow light showed up out of nowhere.
Ash went unconscious.

?: "Hay Ash, Ash!... Wake up!" A voice said to him.
Ash: "Wha... What?... Where.... where am I?"
?: "Ash your in treble if you don’t get your ass up!" The voice said again.

The voice was oddly like someone he know.
After realizing the voice was the person he was thinking about, he shot up, eye’s open wide, and looked around with confusion in his eye’s.
He was in some sort of mountain area.
He was wandering what happened to the forest he was just in a few minutes ago.
He turned his head to look at the person who was yelling at him.

Ash: "M... Misty? What are?.. Where are?.." Ash tried to get a grip on things. But it seemed everything was happening so fast.

Ash stood back on his feet, and then realized that Misty was warring something the looked like a fighting uniform.
It was a blue pare of pants and a long aqua blue color shirt that went four inches past her waste, and it was tied by a white tie on belt.
Her shoos were a pare of white bouts like Vegeta’s.
Her red hair was down instead of being put into a pony tail.
She also had a very dark blue shirt under the aqua blue one.
The dark blue shirt had long sleeves, unlike the aqua blue one which was sleeveless.

Ash: "Misty what are you warring?"
Misty: "What do you mean, 'What am I warring?' Would you stay focused on the fight?"

- L

Pallet Town and Beyond: The First Post!!

Thu, 14 Aug 2003 06:18:48 GMT

Hello, hello, hello. I threatened I'd do it, and by golly, here I am, writing to you from the Pika Sue of the Day Journal! Mad Props to pottersues, who, A. Came up with the idea of the Mary Sue of the Day Journal, and B. Who I asked for permission to make this LJ from. Hiyya there, this is me waving to you, and saying I finally did it, but didn't have time to e-mail you about it. ;)

This being the first post, I wanted to find something absolutely horrible to show you all, possibly even the Fics of Old, back when the Pokemon Fandom was first begun, those oh so abhorred ones where Ash and Gary are related, and the main character is Delia and Oak's illigitimate Love Child, male or female. Of course, much like the pokemon we hunt like mad in the games, when you really -WANT- an absolutely horrible Sue to appear, most likely, you will not FIND it.

Still, I tried. I tried, and.. I'm not quite sure if I have failed, or succeeded. I'll let -you- be the judge of it, since I have yet to come up with a rating system just yet, eh? That said, here we go, straight from The Deadliest Evil, comes..

The First Pika Sue.

Title: The Elite Rose
Sanity Thief: Maya Lrydam Dyddan

Pikachu Says: *x.x* <-- Dead Mouse.

Full Name: Ash Ketchum. (Or Raven.)
Species: Human
Appearance: Raven is very handsome young man of 18. He has long spiky raven black hair, beautiful amber brown eyes, tanned and well built. He is wearing a black vest, black paints, a black jacket and around his neck is a golden chain on the chain is a ring. Then he goes to put his cloak in the bag. - This is a direct quote from the story, folks.
Pokemon: Pikachu. (The rest are apparently unknown, even to the author.) Pikachu for some reason allows himself to constantly be called 'My little pika pal'. Eeeyah.

Origin: Instead of becoming the Ash we all know him as, in this author's.... Unique.. world, Ash has instead become a member of Team Rocket, with Richie (Sorry, that's: Richey (Flame)), Duplica (Duplicata - Luna), Tracy (Tracey - Ebony), and Susie (Suzie - Rain). Not only that, but now he's going around and kidnapping GLS by beating ALL of their pokemon with only his 'little pika pal'.
Connection to Canon: He's someone's twisted Ash Ketchum.
Special Abilities: .... He's a F'in Sith Lord. Don't ASK me how they tied THAT in.

Notes: ... Hooo... Boy. Well. I think I managed to find a doozy for my first Mar(t)yChu of the Day post. This author not only uses an odd mix of actual writing and then IRC style Script and Posing things. It's... Confusing. (And what makes it sadder is that apparently, the way they're advertising it, Ash does things worth of a PG-13 rating later on with Misty.)

It is a dark and stormy night, the rain is pounding down and the wind is howling. Just out side the grand oak doors to the gym. There is a sudden flash of white light. Then the flash vanishes and stand in front of the oak doors of the gym are 5 figures all dressed in black. The centre one has a long black hood cloak on. The cute girl to the right of him has long mint green hair tied up in two pig tails. She has beautiful brown eyes. She is wearing tight black pants and a black turtle neck. The handsome boy next her is wearing black paints and black shirt. He has brown spiky hair and blue eyes. To the left of them is a boy with long black hair and brown eyes he is wearing the same as the other boy. Then there is a other girl she is wearing the same and she looks the same as the other girl but she wears her hair in a low pony tail.

Girl#1#: So this is the Saffron City Gym
Boy#1#: That's right Luna
Boy#2#: So. How are we going to get in?
Gril#2#: Well its simple Flame. All we do is knock on the door
Flame: Your joking right Rain
Rain: Oh shut up of course I'm joking
Luna: Raven. Are you going to get us in there?
The man in the hood nods then he claps and the door fly open
Boy#1#: Wow. You're getting good at that Raven
Raven: Shut up Ebony and let get this over and done with I want to get the others tonight as well
Then the others nod and then they all walk into the gym. As they walk in the door slam shut behind them. They all jump and turn
Luna: This place gives me the creeps
Rain: I know what you mean I've got really bad feeling about this

Sorry the Sample's so short, but, honestly, after reading screen after screen like -that- (only double spaced, oh JOY...) I just.. couldn't stand to put you good people to more. If you want to read the rest, it's up there on the main link.

- L