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Emily H! I deleted my junk mail right when I saw you e-mail sitting there. Please send it to me again, I'm sorry!
TITLE: The Guardian
PERPETRATOR: dat panda bandit
SUE-O-METER:  (bad)
FULL NAME: Grey Darcy
SPECIES: Guardian
HAIR: "messy, long, wavy hair and blunt bangs that was so black her hair looked purple"
EYES: "pale green eyes"
MARKINGS: 5'2", "curvy and had delicate facial features". Her skin is a "golden tan". Yet she looks tired and bruised as well. She has "lush pink lips" that are chapped. She has "a scar on her shoulder, near her heart" and a "sparrow tattoo" next to it.
POSSESSIONS:
ORIGIN: There is a guardian, made by the Greek gods, every generation to snuff out whatever evil force there is. She is the guardian to help defeat Voldemort depsite being in the United States, and she is looking for her soul mate, as well.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Despite being a child, she gets to call Dumbledore "Albus". Speaks condescendingly to the Order. She will be paired with Sirius Black.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is beautiful and snotty. She has some sort of special ability that is necessary to defeat Voldemort.
NOTES: I would like to read a Sirius Black/OC story where the OC does not hate him right away, and they do not constantly argue. It's getting rather old and cliched.
( What are you bitchy? It's not like you are around for any other purpose. )
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Chapter 2.
This was rather confusing for me on the first read-through, because, based on the previous chapter, I assumed that Dezaria Johnson was going to be the main character and, therefore, the focus of this chapter. It took me quite a while to get used to the fact that Trinity was here to stay.
Me Critic Editor Insanity Jester Paranoia several
Story Or Series Title: Tainted With Memories And Scars Rated: M for Mature (for gore and sex)
Fandom: LotR (approx. 98% movieverse, 1.9% bookverse, and trace amounts of preservatives.)
Culprit Author's Name: Bellethiel_Merilwen
Full Name (plus titles if any): Trinity Erin Night.
Full Species(es): Trinity (Decambulatorian enigma): Human?
Hair Color (include adjectives): Trinity: “Her back hair was straight and long, perfectly parted”. And when the author says back hair, she probably means raven locks, judging from Chapter 4.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Trinity: “emerald” green.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The purpose of Trinity’s existence appears to be to prove that mediocre-looking, psychotic entities can be irresistibly sexy. Or something. All the conflicting statements about her have mixed with the descriptions of the others in my head and confused me somewhat.
Special Possessions (if any): Trinity: The on/off switches for Legolas’s nostalgia for his one twu wuv. Also has someone else as well. A necklace chain thingy that has a dove with thorns, given to her by a "lover". Lotsa knives *twitch*. Intermittent paranoia or a facsimile of same. An accent that’s “untraceable” whether in NYC or Middle-earth.
Annoying Origin: Trinity: The author’s mind.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:
Trinity: Obsessed over by Legolas, obsessed over by coarse!Boromir, and turns Strider’s head. Inexplicably claimed by Frodo as kin for the purpose of allowing her to enter Bree. Either has sexual relations with Haldir or stands by while he strangles in a freak accident (we’re not sure).
Annoying Special Abilities:
Trinity: Standard “jump in before the canon character” and “running mental commentary” stuff. Just WILL NOT DIE. DAGNABBIT.
Other Annoying Traits: Early on: The “sex = rite of passage to adulthood” cliché. Wallowing in the unjustified emotions of a moment. Later: Using certain Fellowship characters as foils for her main OC and often ignoring the rest. Struggling with the difference between a comma and a semi-colon; repeated neglect of the hyphen. Abusing the meaning out of “slowly”, “fine”, “evenly”, “slightly”, and other words and phrases. Most of that is tame stuff, isn’t it? I’ve killed men for less. Really? . . . No.
Non-Annoying Stuff: Good spelling; halfway-decent grammar and mechanics aside from the punctuation. Doesn’t ignore or belittle Gimli. She does use him as her go-to character for poking fun and other less-than-noble activities (which is rather akin to how the movies treated him, so she can’t be entirely blamed). Overall this fanfic author seems to be a fairly capable writer. However, I find parts of this just too irritating (or absurd) to let go unchallenged.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: (Do NOT post more than half of a chapter, whole chapters, or whole stories, regardless of how short they are)
( We see Trinity pre-Bree. Whee! )
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TITLE: Fire in a Storm
PERPETRATOR: Of Crimson Moonlight
SUE-O-METER:  (awful)
FULL NAME: Hedwig
SPECIES: owl/witch
HAIR: "black jet locks of hair streamed to the side of her face"
EYES: "dark eyes that resembled so much of the owl that had been caged"
MARKINGS: "the form of a young girl at the tender age of her late teens"
POSSESSIONS: "White apparel" and "a long white cloak that hung from her shoulders".
ORIGIN: Snape's dying owl used to be a human. He became an owl to help save people from Voldemort. As it is permanent, he can't switch back. Hedwig is sad that she can't carry letters for Harry. The old owl offers to turn her into a human, permanently, so she can help Harry, but on the condition that she keeps Snape company because he has no friends.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Hedwig. When she is transformed, Sirius, Remus and Ron catch her running from the owlery, thinking she is a spy. She jumps out the window to bring Harry Ron's hat, so he "can know his friends are okay." Then she ignores her injuries and bumps into Draco, who knows she is a transformed animal. He promises to help her find her way if she goes to the movies with him. She does, and then remembers that she is injured after the movie and blacks out.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Mute. Can understand "owl".
NOTES: This could have been handled well, with the learning how to be human bits, but it's just absurd!
( Why would Draco do this? )
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Last day to send in memorable quotes to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com
TITLE: What is Love??? Draco Malfoy
PERPETRATOR: babykay520
SUE-O-METER:  (awful)
FULL NAME: Claudia Zambini aka you
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "shoulder length blond Hair"
EYES: blue?
MARKINGS: 5'2", "very thin with a few curves here and there!"
POSSESSIONS: An owl named Merdock, a stereo that plays "Gigi d’Agostino - La Passion", a house-elf named Speedy, "sun-cream" so you don't get burnt, "black and pink framed sun-glasses", just jeans and a T-shirt
ORIGIN: "You are Blaise Zambini’s cousin and you moving from America to England because your father has gotten premoted in whatever it is that he does." Let me just repeat that: whatever is it that he does. *cackles* Before you went to "Madam Maximes School of witchcraft", but you weren't friends with Fleur.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: You have been pen-pals with Hermione since the Triwizard Tournament. You don't really get a long with Blaise, but you enjoy the "sexy platinum headed boy staring at you". You go to your room, but three appears to be a mix up, and Flint is in there. He tries to rape you, and Draco walks in but you free yourself before Draco does anything. Then you go see Blaise, who doesn't believe you. Then the Suethor has a conversation with Blaise and tells him to go listen to Draco and Flint talking. He kicks Flint out and goes and makes up with his cousin. Then you overhear Draco and his father fighting about getting the Dark Mark. You walk in to "save" him. His dad leaves and you put a Crucioed Draco to bed. Then next day you go swimming and get into a tickle fight with Draco. Then you go to a party where Draco gets so drunk he makes out with Pansy. You give her the finger. Then Flint tries to force himself on your again, and Blaise punches him out. You tell Blaise why Draco wasn't with you, but you don't tell him that you have a huge crush on Draco. The next morning Draco apologizes and confesses that he thinks Pansy drugged him. Then he gives you a "sweet" kiss. By chapter 15 you finally arrive at Hogwarts, and you are sorted into Slytherin. Then I skipped 26 chapters, and it is now winter and you and Draco appear to be sleeping together. Draco is getting bruised from his dreams, and I'm sure your special healing powers will save him.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: You can heal people using wandless magic.
NOTES: There are a couple of banners that go with this story. They are randomally inserted into the chapters.
( I love the club scenes in fan fic. They make me giggle. )
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Chapter 1. The prologue is sporked here. I remembered this chapter as being unremarkable and dull. Well, I suppose it’s dull, but it’s actually quite spectacular for the amount of self-contradiction and absurdities it contains. If you do read it yourself, I recommend reading the hilarious “A Predicament” afterwards to get the bad taste out of your system. Me Critic Editor Insanity Jester several Story Or Series Title: Tainted With Memories And Scars Rated: M for Mature (for gore and sex)
Fandom: LotR (approx. 95% movieverse, 4.9% bookverse, and trace amounts of preservatives.)
Culprit Author's Name: Bellethiel_Merilwen
Full Name (plus titles if any): Trinity Erin Night. Other OC’s: Scarlette Rowe; Dezaria Johnson; Faith Evans; Destiny Motto
( lots of OCs = an extra cut )
Non-Annoying Stuff: Good spelling; halfway-decent grammar and mechanics aside from the punctuation. Doesn’t ignore or belittle Gimli. She does use him as her go-to character for poking fun and other less-than-noble activities (which is rather akin to how the movies treated him, so she can’t be entirely blamed). Overall this fanfic author seems to be a fairly capable writer. However, I find parts of this just too irritating (or absurd) to let go unchallenged.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: (Do NOT post more than half of a chapter, whole chapters, or whole stories, regardless of how short they are)
( 'New York City?!' 'Get the rope.' )
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Last day to send in memorable quotes to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com
TITLE: Your Journey Through The Hogwords School Of Witchcraft And Wisordtry==> And Your Encountors W\ Draco, Harry, ect.
PERPETRATOR: DracoHarryBoyLover420
SUE-O-METER:  (toxic)
FULL NAME: aka You
SPECIES: "65% WITCH, 25% SLAYER, AND 10% VEELA"
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: An owl from dad.
ORIGIN: You lived in the States with your mom, then you leave at the age of 15 to go live with your dad in England so you can go to Hogwarts. You are late starting because your sisters died when you were 11.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: I'm pretty sure your are Lupin's daughter, since dad has "scars all down his face" and this story was written around the time when the PoA came out. You meet Draco and Harry on the Hogwarts Express, and you get an eyeful of Draco when he changes into his robes, and you fall asleep in his lap. I know I like to fall asleep in strangers laps, especially on public transportation.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "A SLAYER IN THIS QUIZE IS DIFFERENT FROM A SLAYER IN LIKE THE SHOW BUFFY. IN THIS QUIZE SERIES, A SLAYER DOESN'T SLAY ALL VAMPIRES, MONSTERS, DEATH EATERS, ECT. WHAT A SLAYER SLAYS IN THIS QUIZE SERIES IS ONLY THE EVIL VAMPIRES, MONSTERS, DEATH EATERS, ECT. AND A SLAYER IN THESE QUIZZES STILL HAS ALL THAT SUPER STRENGTH, AND STILL IS A GIRL."
NOTES: It was difficult finding a good sample, but I loved how she told us how to pronounce "rapture", "serenity" and "trilogy".
( Why are you shouting at me? )
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This was brought up by ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) calen_greenleaf recently a while ago a long while ago at some point during the Late Cretaceous Period. Anyway, since the first claimant seems to have moved on, I'm taking it on. There are a lot of OCs (most of whom disappear for most of the story) and a lot of things going on in this looong story, so the intro sections will generally include only those relevant to the current chapter. Blame for the horrible pseudo-Latin lies with me.
Me Critic Editor Insanity Jester Violence several
Story Or Series Title: Tainted With Memories And Scars
Rated: M for Mature (for gore and sex)
Fandom: LotR (approx. 98% movieverse, 1.9% bookverse, and trace amounts of preservatives. Plus a bunch of artificial flavorings, most of which have floated to the top. This is why you stir before serving.)
Culprit Author's Name: Bellethiel_Merilwen
Full Name (plus titles if any): Evalgine
Full Species(es): Evalgine (Speshul cutouticus): Supposedly Human.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Evalgine: I'll guess black.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Evalgine: "brilliant green"
(The author tends to identify characters by eye color, which is to say that she personifies the eyes—in fact, if this were a movie, everyone’s eyes would probably have to be paid their own wages. This can work if you don’t overdo it. Unfortunately, she overdoes it. Fortunately, eyes are the only parts of characters’ physical appearances she really overemphasizes.)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Evalgine: Blood all over herself in the first chapter—her own blood, in fact.
Special Possessions (if any): Evalgine: A very unfortunate name and an arrow in her flesh.
Annoying Origin: Evalgine: Some Human Kingdom or another.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Evalgine: The X-rated variety. Oh, did I mention she’s all of fifteen years of age?
Annoying Special Abilities: The “melodramatic death” schtick.
Other Annoying Traits: Early on: The “sex = rite of passage to adulthood” cliché. Wallowing in the emotions of a moment. Later: Struggling with the difference between a comma and a semi-colon. Repeated neglect of the hyphen. Suffocating or abusing the meaning out of “slowly”, “fine”, “evenly”, “slightly”, and other words and phrases. Most of that is tame stuff, isn’t it? I’ve killed men for less. Really? . . . No.
( Non-annoying stuff )
On that note, I cannot be held responsible for misunderstandings resulting from any of Jester’s “summaries”. <_<
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: (Do NOT post more than half of a chapter, whole chapters, or whole stories, regardless of how short they are)
( A disclaimer, and then pain right from the start . . . )
Really, that’s the horrible part. Unless you like that sort of stuff, in which case it’s the fantastic part. Either way, further excerpts (and headings!) should be much shorter.
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TITLE: Split Destiny
PERPETRATOR: JinxRomance
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: Amarata "Amara"
SPECIES: muggle/squib/witch?
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: Voldemort's jinxed broom: "black, with golden brstiles mixed with the black". I wonder if he rode it side-saddle? The most amazing, special wand EVER: "It was black and stright. the handle was outlind by silver, the handle itself had markings on it". It is "one of a kind" with "dragons essentials. the tredded black dragon scals, Green dragons acid and red dragons intelligence", and "It is also made of unicorn blood and Phenox tears". It is called "Split Destiny" because the person who has it " can either be really good. Or really bad."
ORIGIN: She is attacked by Death Eaters and left to die. Remus Lupin finds her and brings her to Hogwarts, where she will learn "of magic and what she truly is...."
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Remus brings her on the Hogwarts Express, so she can meet Harry, Ron and Hermione. She does not like Hermione. Dumbledore wants her to learn Herbology, Transfiguration, DADA and Flying. He sends Remus to go shopping with her after his class the next day. For some reason "harry" and "Rom", and "hermione". Is going to be paired with Remus.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can fight off the worst pain imaginable. She is a natural flyer.
NOTES: This is another Sue who should be in the running for "Most Annoying Character". She is supposed to be a 32-year-old woman, but talks and acts like she is a silly 14-year-old. Remus also "sounds" out-of-character when he "speaks".
( Someone should send you to some etiquette classes, as well. )
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Keep sending in those quotes!
TITLE: A Cinderella Story of Sorts
PERPETRATOR: Bubbles5147
SUE-O-METER: (awful)
FULL NAME: Aractesia "Essie" Malfoy
SPECIES: Squib
HAIR: "long and dark"
EYES: "deep violet"
MARKINGS: "snow-like skin", a "scarred, yet somewhat beautiful face".
POSSESSIONS: a Hogwarts Letter
ORIGIN: Draco and Astoria's daughter. She is not really Draco's child, though. Some "muggleborn" with violet eyes apparently is.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco's "daughter". After being abused by Draco she gets to go to Hogwarts, and falls in love with Hugo Weasley.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Lots of maturity, wangst.
NOTES: The Suethor has one of the longest profiles I've ever seen, and she proclaims to hate child abuse. If this is the case, I wonder why she glorifies it as a plot device?
( If your attic is so dusty, why don't you clean it? )
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TITLE: My dream
PERPETRATOR: krissie92
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: Kristina Riddle
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: not described
POSSESSIONS: Draco.
ORIGIN: The Suethor's dreams. Literally. "OK this is based losely on a dream i had the other night. i loved my dream but it had lose holes in it where i couldn't remember what happened all i remember is me snogging Draco and enjoy." *smacks self in face* Oh sweet jebus.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Betrays the Trios trust, is revealed to be Voldemort's daughter, tells off Bellatrix, we learn that Flint forced her to have sex with him, Hermione changes sides and turns out to her her pureblood cousin, and then Ginny is her sister and not a Weasley? I'm not sure.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Backstabbing.
NOTES: I really should make a "Guide to Harry Potter Fan fiction". One of the rules will be, "Fan Fiction is not your dream diary." Another will be "Marcus Flint is not a rapist."
This cracked me up so bad: Ron jerked, trying to fight the pain. “Her-Mio-NEE” he called out.
“You have no right to say her name, you filthy blood traitor. Avada Kedavra” Draco hissed.
Ron’s body went limp. Ginny let out a little tear. “You bastard, you killed my brother!”
“Well, he deserved it” Draco replied.
“Why because he said Hermione’s name” Ginny hissed in reply.
“Ginny, you know what your bloody lucky my mate Blaise has a crush on you otherwise you would be in the same position as your dear brother right now” Draco informed her.
“Blaise likes me?” Ginny asked.
“DUH” Draco replied.
Ginny’s face lit up with joy.
( This makes no sense and is horrible. )
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| Dominus Lestrange, Chapter 1 |
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Story Or Series Title: Dominus Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: HanzoHattoriRulez238
Full Name (plus titles if any): Dominus Lestrange
Full Species(es): Gary Stu Wizard
Hair Color (include adjectives): Dyed dark green.
Eye Color (include adjectives): I'm going to assume gray until informed otherwise.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A headband wrapped around his arm. It is a marking. Because it's usual.
Special Possessions (if any): Black and blue robes. Like a bruise.
Annoying Origin: After being birthed by a Death Eater, he did something for fifteen years than decided to go to Hogwarts. Just for fun.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Son of Bellatrix Lestrange. Cousin of the Malfoys (obviously). Eventual Ginny love-interest. Calls Ron names.
Annoying Special Abilities: Making up idiotic nicknames for people. Example: Mr. I Suffer From Foot In Mouth Disease. Speaks in Parseltongue.
Other Annoying Traits: Italicizes seductively.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: "Oi, Dominus, what's up with you flirting with the Weaselette?" snapped Draco.
Dominus merely flipped him the bird behind his back as he continued flirting with Ginny, who flirted back, causing Draco to pout in a very bitch girl way.
( The Sporking Of Dominus )
Just testin' out a new sporkin' method.
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Don't forget to send in your "Most Memorable Quote" for my HBP T-Shirt! Email to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. I only have two entries so far. Also, I forgot to check the "Spam" before I deleted it, so if you have not heard from me, send your entry again please.
Thanks to jennstarzzz who sent in today's Stu!
TITLE: Despising love
PERPETRATOR: Splish92
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Draco Malfoy
SPECIES: Wizard
HAIR: as per canon?
EYES: as per canon?
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: An infatuation for Hermione Granger.
ORIGIN: Claims to be Draco Malfoy.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco loves Hermione, and that's why he hates her. He kisses her once, calls her a mudblood and nothing ever comes out of it.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Crying.
NOTES: Reading the first chapter I couldn't help start singing Britney Spears, but changing the words of course: He's so lucky, he's a star but he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart, thinking if there's nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night". Ahhh, I'm a loser.
( Why are you crying? There's no crying in Slytherin! )
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Ok here is the Announcement. I'm having a sort of "contest". A quick-and-dirty "contest" in fact, as HBP is coming out in theaters in 11 days we have 10 days to do this. What are we doing? Well, you have five days to find your favourite quote ever from a pottersue in this journal and send it into me. After 5 days I take ALL of the nominations and put them to a vote. The winner will be transferred to a T-shirt that I will wear when I go see HBP on the 15th. There will be pictures, but none of my face for obvious reasons. So what do you win? The glory of knowing that your nomination won the contest. ;) Note: Please no swears/nothing too indecent as I am going to see Harry Potter and I'm sure some parents are going to be miffed.
TITLE: The Fifth Marauder
PERPETRATOR: Khet Gemini
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Alivia Herezin
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a tie for her uniform
ORIGIN: The Missing Fifth Marauder!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Meets James Potter on her way to the Hogwarts Express. He shows her how to go through the barrier. Then she meets everyone else, impresses them with her cleverness, hates Peter right away, and the rest is Suethor AU history. She is going to be paired with Sirius.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Clithrophobia, a fear of enclosed spaces. She keeps calling it Claustrophobia. This is her "fault". She has "panic attacks" from them. As someone who has Claustrophobia, I find her reactions and logic completely ridiculous for someone who has that phobia. It is not a way to get attention, thanks.
NOTES: She calls Peter "rat-boy". This aggravates me to no end. He was their friend at Hogwarts! Argh!
( Who doesn't love random bolding? )
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| Everybody loves a Ginger!, chapter 2 |
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Story Or Series Title: Everybody loves a Ginger!
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Squealing Fangirls
Culprit Author's Name: Kendle.Cullen
Full Name (plus titles if any): Paris and Nicole Ari and Liz
Full Species(es): Muggles.
Hair Color (include adjectives):
Liz: not described
Ari: Long red hair
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described
Unusual Markings/Colorations: none
Special Possessions (if any):
Liz: a kitten named Nessie
Annoying Origin: The Sues were watching the OotP movie, they fell asleep and woke up in the Ravenclaw Common Room.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Liz weats herself over George Weasley and Ari falls for Ron.
Annoying Special Abilities: Landing into the HP world through a plasma.
Other Annoying Traits: having a hard time recognizing canon characters.
( That's hawt!! )
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And here they are! The worst of the worst! You guys did an awesome job voting! The highest totals I've seen in a long time!
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| Beautiful Snake, Chapter 1 |
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Story Or Series Title: Beautiful Snake
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: revengeisfun
Full Name (plus titles if any): Belinda Elizabeth Cloude
Full Species(es): Human. Barely.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long, sleek and black.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Icy blue, exactly the same color as Draco's.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None.
Special Possessions (if any): A golden, goblin made locket... purple socks... a box of chocolate... a bouquet of roses... a delicate golden ring (inset with an emerald) ... and beautiful sea green dress robes.
Annoying Origin: Born in America to negligent parents. Kicked out of Salem Institute because she "didn't belong." Transferred to Hogwarts and sorted into - you guessed it - Slytherin.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Family friend to the Malfoys, love interest of Draco, friend of the Weasley twins and eventually the Trio. Pansy's nemesis, Blaise Zabini's little friend.
Annoying Special Abilities: Amazing singing voice, ability to win over any male in a three mile radius.
Other Annoying Traits: Whiny and wannabe funny.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: As she examined her recently painted nails, black, a bouquet of roses in the trash caught her eye. “Who in their right mind throws away roses?” There was a note attached to the roses, which said: Bell, as my plan didn’t work, I apologize for acting like a jerk. The script became more rushed and angry looking. You know what, screw that. I give up. This is either going to work, or I’m not going to talk to her. Screw the roses.
She laughed to herself, and then sat back down and resumed examining her nails. They were stubby and recently cut, and the black polish stood out against her magically tanned skin.
( May the sporking begin... )
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